THE SHORTLIST
24 White Elephant Gifts Worth a Closer Look
White Elephant Gifts, including 50 Foot Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Anti-Theft Moldy Sandwich Bag. Choose around the person and the occasion; a small, well-chosen surprise can be more memorable than a grand gesture. Save the ones that fit your list and check the retailer when you’re ready.
50 Foot Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
This towering inflatable Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stands an attention-grabbing 50 feet high. Designed for outdoor display, it's a bold nod to Ghostbusters nostalgia and makes a real statement for Halloween or any fan event.
$999.99*
Anti-Theft Moldy Sandwich Bag
This reusable sandwich bag features a realistic mold print, making your lunch look unappetizing to would-be snack thieves. It’s a simple, practical way to keep your food safe in the office fridge—no complicated locks required.
$6.00*
Brach’s Candy Corn Eau de Parfum
Brach’s Candy Corn Eau de Parfum bottles the iconic Halloween treat’s scent, blending creamy vanilla, spun sugar, and honey for a sweet, nostalgic fragrance. This limited-edition perfume is a quirky choice for anyone with a soft spot for candy corn.
$22.00*
Classic Candy Cigarettes
Candy Cigarettes bring a dose of nostalgia with slim, sweet sticks that mimic the look of old-school cigarette packs. Each box contains ten candy sticks in a colorful vintage-inspired carton, making them a quirky throwback treat for grown-ups seeking a bit of childhood fun.
$8.20*
Flask Sandals with Hidden Compartment
Flask Sandals sneak a small 1.5-ounce liquid compartment into the sole, so you can carry a discreet splash wherever you roam. Ideal for light-hearted beach or pool days—just remember, the reservoir is tiny, so choose your beverage wisely.
$45.00*
Fossils Of Technology
Fossils Of Technology offers a tongue-in-cheek glimpse into outdated gadgets and devices, reminiscent of a mechanical archaeology dig. It’s a collection celebrating the oddities and relics once common in electronics stores, now mostly found gathering dust in forgotten corners.
$150.00*
Grumpy Toad Resin Statue
The Grumpy Toad Statue, crafted from hand-painted resin, adds a striking pout to any flowerpot, patio, or desk. Its annoyed expression stands out, making it a humorous accent for anyone who prefers a touch of attitude in their space—especially those whose frown is legendary.
$14.99*
Mr. Potato Head Inflatable Costume
Step into nostalgia with a life-sized, inflatable Mr. Potato Head costume. This oversized suit turns you into everyone’s favorite spud, complete with all the classic potato charm for parties or playful pranks.
$84.99*
Penis Shaped Pasta
This novelty pasta is molded into a cheeky phallic shape, giving your next pasta night a saucy twist. It’s a classic gag plate for adult gatherings, serving up carbs with a sense of humor.
$5.99*
Power Bank Hidden Flask
The Power Bank Hidden Flask disguises an eight-ounce flask as an everyday charger. It comes with a funnel and a pour spout, so you can discreetly carry and pour your beverage of choice while blending in with your tech gear.
$12.99*
Self Stirring Mug
This self stirring mug takes care of mixing your coffee or tea at the press of a button, blending your drink without any extra spoons or stirring needed. Handy for busy mornings or anyone who likes their beverage perfectly mixed with minimal effort.
$15.51*
Tiny Skee-Ball Machine
This officially licensed Skee-Ball machine brings retro arcade fun to your desk at one-sixth the usual size. It includes authentic scoring, classic sound effects, steel mini balls, and lets you choose between coin-operated or free play modes.
World Champion Dick Trophy
The World Champion Dick Trophy is a tongue-in-cheek award for those who have truly earned the title, featuring a bold design on a stand with a 'world champion' plaque and a red, white, and blue ribbon.
$16.74*
Arm Sling Hidden Flask
The Arm Sling Hidden Flask puts a 16-ounce concealed beverage container inside a padded, wearable sling. It comes with a funnel and pour spout for easy filling, combining curiosity and convenience for anyone recovering—or just pretending.
$19.99*
Baby T-Rex Dinosaur Costume
This life-sized baby T-Rex costume adds a bold dinosaur twist to any costume affair. It features a detailed design that turns you into a tiny prehistoric predator, though your legs will show. Looks especially impressive in low light.
$3,500.00*
Bubble Pipe That Blows Bubbles
This bubble pipe made from recycled PLA lets you channel a bit of whimsy—just pout, blow, and actual bubbles appear. It includes a stand and some starter bubbles, making it a playful twist on an old-fashioned accessory.
$25.00*
Coin Pusher 365 Tabletop Arcade Game
The Coin Pusher 365 brings arcade nostalgia to your tabletop, complete with 500 metal coins. This compact showpiece lets you use your own prizes and works with various coins, making it a playful addition to any game room or party setup.
$849.00*
Cursed Kirby Flashlight/Fleshlight Gag
The Cursed Kirby Flashlight/Fleshlight combines infamous internet humor with a nod to a beloved video game character. This adult novelty merges a flashlight and fleshlight in the shape of Kirby, complete with a star-shaped stand for display or maximum embarrassment.
Cuss Collar Bark-to-Curse Dog Collar
The Cuss Collar is a novelty dog accessory that translates every bark into a spoken curse word. Designed for folks with a lively sense of humor, this collar offers a playful twist each time your pup sounds off. It’s a barking fit for mature audiences only.
$60.00*
Exhaust BBQ Grill Prank Gift Box
The Exhaust BBQ Grill prank gift box is designed to look like packaging for an over-the-top exhaust pipe grill. It's perfect for disguising a real gift and tricking your favorite tailgater with some playful misdirection.
$9.99*
Grab The Mic Karaoke Party Game
Grab The Mic Karaoke Party Game puts your quick thinking and pop-lore memory to the test. Players flip a card, find the trigger word, then race to belt out a lyric containing it. The set comes with 120 cards and offers different ways to play for a lively and competitive karaoke night.
$14.99*
Jetpack Halloween Costume
The Jetpack Halloween Costume offers the look of blasting off with a large rocket prop on your back and dangling faux legs for comic effect. It's a playful pick for anyone who enjoys costumes that lean toward slapstick and spectacle.
Kraft Mac & Cheese Ice Cream by Van Leeuwen
Van Leeuwen’s Kraft Mac & Cheese Ice Cream blends the familiar cheesy classic with creamy sweetness, all in a pint of bright yellow ice cream. It’s an unexpected combination that stands out, perfect for adventurous eaters or anyone craving a truly unique dessert experience.
$12.00*
Outrageously Flavored Sodas
These sodas skip the usual cola flavors and go straight for the unexpected, offering tastes like bacon, pumpkin pie, ranch dressing, sweet corn, and peanut butter and jelly. A curious choice for the adventurous sipper or anyone who thinks they've tried it all.
$27.99*